"The bottom line is that too many birds are landing atop the streetlights and relieving themselves in helpless passersby. And I fear some of these birds seem to be doing it on purpose." Taylor begins.
"You get dumped on, Taylor?" Babette asks him
"It's not just me." Taylor admits
"If anybody has a picture of Taylor getting dumped on, I'll pay top dollar." Luke shouts
"Taylor, all animals have to... you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?" Miss patty questions
"Easy. You put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures. Then, when they land, pow! They are shish kebob." Taylor explains
"That's cruel." I speak up
"You can't do that." Babette agrees
"I'd rather have bird crap on my head."
"There it is! Our new town slogan." Mom exclaims
"I like it!" Me and Rory say in sync.
"I see coffee mugs, T-shirts." Mom begins
"Don't forget the shish kebob birds." Rory states
"Oh. Don't say that. That sentence just made me really nauseous." I tell Rory
"Oh, sorry, Tori."
"Uh, excuse me." A guy with a Spanish accent walks in, holding a small bouquet of flowers.
"May I help you, sir?" Taylor questions
"Yes, I was looking for — ah, there she is — Patricia." Miss patty was smiling away.
"Patricia! Well, well, well!" I say in a Spanish accent to tease miss patty and everyone Oohs in response.
"Oh, now, stop it." Miss patty warns, but with a smile on her face.
"Are You Ready?" This mystery man asks her.
"I'm right in the middle of something, Jesus, but I'll be right out — patience." Miss patty reassures him and he leaves.
"Now, as we were saying—" Taylor starts but is cut off.
"Who's the fox, patty?" Babette questions
"Excuse me—" Taylor begins but is cut off again.
"I met him at a funeral. Great guy, good dancer — Latin!" Miss patty explains and everyone Oohs again.
"People, order, please!" Taylor commands.
"He better treat you right." Mom shouts
"Yeah, how well do you know him?" Babette asks
"I just met him."
"I can look him up on the internet." Kirk reveals
"People, please!" Taylor raises his voice. "Now, due to the lack of response, we'll hold off on the bird spikes."
"Good." Luke mutters
"Let miss patty's date begin!" Mom exclaims and we all clap.
"Hold it. There's one more issue that must be addressed before we can adjourn. Alright. Now, that weird, taciturn fellow who's always walking around with his backpack has put in an absurd request to stage a protest in the town square." Taylor starts
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Victoria Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
FanficVictoria Gilmore is the daughter of Lorelai Gilmore and Christopher Hayden. She has grown up in the small town of stars hollow most Of her life with her mom and sister, Rory. Rory and tori are twins, they are really similar. However, tori is much mo...
