57. Red light on the wedding night: part 3

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"Oh, this place looks like fun!" Miss patty exclaims as we were waiting in line to enter.

It was moms bachelorette party. Me, Rory, Sookie, Michel, miss patty, and of course mom were there.

"They are never gonna let us in." Rory gestures to me and her.

"They will let you in." Mom tells us

"This is a felony, you know - corrupting minors. We'll all end up in the pokey." Michel states in his French accent.

"He's right. We're all going to the pokey." I say, mocking Michel accent on the 'pokey.'

"Sweetie, don't say pokey. It's creepy." Mom warns

"Try to look older." Sookie tells us

"How?"

"Look like you're thinking about retirements or 401(k)s." Sookie suggests

"Yes, you should have brought your fake mustaches and beards." Michel jokes

"Who invited Mr Snicklefritz?" Mom asks

"He heard us planning and wanted to come." Sookie responds

"I did not know the evening included babysitting." Michel says and me and Rory both nudge him.

"They are going to get in." Mom tells everyone and then her phone rings.

"You think we'll get in?" I question Rory

"I don't know, if anything, mom will try to bribe them."

"Bet you $5 she will." I smirk

"Deal."

"Okay, new rule for the evening. No calls to fiancés or boyfriends or anything else like that. It's girls night out! Plus michel." Sookie exclaims

"It's twelve bucks." The guy says to us as we reach the front of the queue. "And it's 18 and over." He continues as he sees me and Rory.

"Th-they're 18." Sookie stutters

"That's right, last week, so it's a new 18, but it's 18, yep. Both of us too, twins." Rory says, nervously.

"You both got some ID?" The guy asks

"Hey, sir, make way for Rory and tori. That's their names, and their only names - Rory and Tori. Single names - they're that important - internationally known international supermodels and sometimes spokespeople for international products." Mom lies to him

"They are very big in Germany." Sookie adds

"Ja, ja, ja, with the Lederhosen and such." Mom speak German.

"24 bucks." He agrees

"Thank you." We say and enter.

"This is a drag club." Michel complains as we get inside.

"It's called the queen Victoria. What did you expect, tea and crumpets?" Sookie questions

"Oh, guys, I think we'll have to stand." Mom tells us

"Wait, that one looks open." Sookie points to a table with grandma sitting at it.

"What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here!" Mom exclaims

"Oh, I invited her here." Michel reveals

"You what?"

"Just a Little surprise for you. I thought it would be a kick." Michel explains

"Excuse me, sir, you look just like my mother." Mom says as we stand next to grandma.

"Hi grandma." Rory greets

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