Ship Dynamics <3

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Ship Dynamics for the sillies <33

Moon and Sun ☀️🌑

Black cat and Golden Retriever 🐈‍⬛🐕

Luke: is the one getting spoiled
Zander: spoils him

Gothic Vampire and his Sunshine merman bf 🧜🏻🧛🏻🐚🦇

Taller but younger, shorter but older

Studied for the test all week — "wait we have a test?"

Luke: Talks a lot
Zander: Listens

Luke: can't cook to save his life
Zander: Gordon Ramsay
Luke: "I baked these.. they're a little burnt. I mean more than a little.."
Zander: "THESE ARE SO WONDERFUL DEAR!! I'LL GLADLY HAVE ALL OF THEM." *ends up getting sick 😭😭*

Luke: Picasso
Zander: "I drew you a flower, do you like it"
Luke: "OMG ITS SO CUTE I LOVE YOU" *hangs it on his wall*

Luke:
Gets sick almost monthly but it's never that bad. Usually light colds, when he does Zander always comes to the rescue and takes care of him until he's well again.

Zander:
Rarely gets colds or gets sick in general, but when he does it's absolutely horrendous.
"Should I already start thinking of a will, I'm in my death bed low-key."
"WHAT NO. ZANDER DON'T SAY THAT OMG."

Zander: pays attention in class almost always
Luke: "look I drew us holding hands and getting married as stick figures ♥️"

Luke: would rather die than be even slightly mean to someone
Zander: would rather die than not make a rude or sarcastic comment

Both are absolutely obsessed with video games and often compete..it always ends in ties.

"Do you not love me anymore? 😢"
"Luke, dear I literally moved like 2cm away from you, go to bed. It's 3am."

L: "You know, I really like older guys"
Z: "Are you trying to say I'm old or something, we're one year apart."
L: "I meant..mature guys."

L: warm and toasty hands
Z: cold and freezing hands

L: hates the dark
Z: can't fall asleep unless it's pitch black

L: wakes up at 7-8AM
Z: wakes up at 11-12AM

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