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Enid: I WANT ATTENTION
Wednesday: if you don't shut up you will get the bad attention
Enid: I WANT THE BAD ATTENTION
*Yoko and Wednesday at fencing practice talking*
Wednesday: one second Enid is calling, *answers* hello?
Enid: hellooooo, do you know how to say uh corn in Cantonese?
Wednesday: suk mai
Enid: HAHAH SUK MAI NUTS- *ends the call*
Wednesday: alright well, Enid is not my friend anymore, she isn't my wife
Yoko: HWKSHWKBAKABSHAHAHAHAH
Enid: ever seen someone so attractive *looks at Wednesday* that you just wanna cook them into a stew 😍
Wednesday: wh-
Enid: yes your hot...now get into my pot 😜 like are they really that hot not to be served over rice with a side of potatoes
Yoko: *Yoko from a distance* AND A GLASS OF WINE!
Enid: Yk what she did next?
Yoko: what?
Enid: she dug up her grandmothers grave and took her ring and proposed to me 🥹
Yoko: OMG THATS SO ROMANTIC
Enid: IKR
Bianca: you guys need help
Random girl: Wednesday is so annoying
Popular Enid: excuse me what's your name?
Random girl: lorry why?
Popular Enid: oh nothing
Wednesday: Enid do not
Popular Enid: I thought u listened to me, I don't listen to u *puts her hand up*
Wednesday: Enid
Teacher: go on enid
Popular Enid: Let me tell you a story about a mouse named lorry
Student: lorry?
Popular Enid: Yeah Lorry! Was a mouse in a big brown house. She called her self the Hoe with the money money flow
Wednesday: sit down before you get a detention Enid
Popular Enid: well fuck.that.little.mouse because I'm a albatross.
Teacher: detention
Popular Enid: WORTH IT!
Wednesday: ENID SINCLAIR
Enid: *to Yoko not knowing Wednesday is behind her* Hey guys I can teach you to ride something really big 😜
Wednesday: Enid.Friday.Addams
Enid: WAIT NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIG HEART EGHHHHHHHHH
Wednesday: *getting her knife*
Enid: AAAHHHHHHHHHH
Random student: so you...like like...girls...
Claire: it's not you you 😊
Enid: HAHAHBSOABDJABSKSJ
Wednesday: *proud*
[thank my wife for this chapter-]