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Ben: You guys worried about Carlos?
Evie: Totally!
Jay: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!"
Ben: And what did you say?
Jay: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Ben:
Mal: *bursts out laughing*
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Evie: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Mal: EXCUSE ME, what is this SLANDER??
Evie: What about it? They are.
Mal: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES. THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Evie: NOT TRUE
Carlos: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Jay: I like the yellow ones.
Evie and Mal: SHUT UP-
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Lonnie: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Jane: The cow??
Ben: What?
Doug: Jane, W H Y
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Harry on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh
Harry on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Oh hey! A dime!
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Mal: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Evie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Carlos: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Jay: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.