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Harry: Hey, are you over your breakup yet?
Uma: I don't know. Why?
Harry: I thought maybe you'd like to get a burrito with me
Uma: I'm not really hungry
Harry: Then can I borrow 20 bucks? I don't have any cash and I need a burrito.
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Audrey: I miss you a lot Ben
Ben: You know what I miss?
Ben: Oreo cereal
Audrey: What? Please be serious
Ben: Where do they sell that at
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Harry: Any plans for tonight
Jay: No
Harry: Ha, loser
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Evie: I got a B in Chem!
Doug: WTF, well done!
Evie: Wait, what do you think WTF means?
Doug: Well that's fantastic
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Evie: Which way did Mal go?
Carlos: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess she went left.
Jay: You could really figure it out from that?
Carlos: No, you idiot, Mal sent me a text. See?
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
