~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~

Part 27

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Mal: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Jay: Because their hands are too shor-

Carlos: Because they're all dead.

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Audrey: Chad, that toy is for ages 5 and up-

Chad: Yeah, and I'm part of "up".

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Jane: Why do people slap a remote when it's not working?

Lonnie: Why does it work when you slap it though

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Jay: Can I go ride my bike outside?

Evie: Whatever, I'm not your mother.

*Jay runs off*

Evie: NOT IN THE STREET

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Mal: So, how do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Evie: Mal, it's four in the morning...

Mal: So, you can't sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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