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Mal: Uma, my old arch enemy.
Audrey: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Mal: I have a life outside of you, Audrey.
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Jane: What do you think Lonnie will do for a distraction?
Doug: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Doug: ... or she could do that.
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Store Worker: Would a Miss Uma please come to the front desk?
Uma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Harry and Gil*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Harry and Gil, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Uma: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Carlos: So, what's for dinner?
Jay, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Mal: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Evie: Really? Name one law
Mal: Don't kill people?
Evie: That's on me, I set the bar too low.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.