Part 69

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Ben: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Mal: You mean literally or figuratively?

Ben: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Jay: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Chad: Oh, you've been?

Jay: Once. In Monopoly.

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Chad: I was arrested for being too cool.

Lonnie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Jay: What are your goals?

Carlos: To pet all the dogs.

Jay: No, fitness goals.

Carlos: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Chad: Okay, help me please!

Audrey: Got two words for you.

Chad: I bet they won't be helpful.

Audrey: Your problem.

Chad: I was right

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