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Ben: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Mal: You mean literally or figuratively?
Ben: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Jay: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Chad: Oh, you've been?
Jay: Once. In Monopoly.
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Chad: I was arrested for being too cool.
Lonnie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Jay: What are your goals?
Carlos: To pet all the dogs.
Jay: No, fitness goals.
Carlos: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Chad: Okay, help me please!
Audrey: Got two words for you.
Chad: I bet they won't be helpful.
Audrey: Your problem.
Chad: I was right
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
