~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~

Part 68

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Carlos: Jay was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Jay: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Carlos: Jay,... you ate a chair.

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Chad: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Jay: I do have a sense of humor you know

Chad: I've never heard you laugh before

Jay: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Evie: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Mal: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Ben: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Mal: What's that?

Ben: You've never had leftovers???

Mal: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Gil: Change is inedible.

Uma: Don't you mean inevitable?

Gil, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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