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Jay: Why is everyone afraid of bunnies?
Jay: [Sneaking up behind Chad] BUNNIES!
Chad: [Screams]
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Mal: Ben, tell me why the fudge you didn't pay our electric bill
Ben: Um-
Jay, stringing his guitar: When your lights don't work like they used to before...
Mal: Shut up-
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Mal: I'm literally the most responsible one here.
Carlos: You literally set the kitchen on fire.
Mal: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.
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Person: You act mature for your age
Mal: Thanks, it's the trauma
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Mal: Why the heck are you standing on a chair?
Carlos: This is my room and I can do whatever I want-
Mal, sighing: Where's the spider?
Carlos, tearing up: It's under the table, can you please kill it-
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.