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Audrey: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Audrey: Just kidding! I've killed a lot of animals.
Audrey: IN MINECRAFT! I meant in Minecraft!
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Jane: I love bees! They're important for the ecosystem and they make honey!
Bee: *buzz*
Jane: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
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Doug, to Evie: Wanna see how hardcore I am?
Doug: *Punches the wall*
Doug:
Doug: Take me to the hospital
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Evie: We might have gotten into a street fight back in the city.
Ben: Well, that was predictable.
Evie: One of them punched a gang member.
Ben: Mal?
Evie: Jay, actually.
Ben: Oh, that was my second guess.
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Evie: Words that end in 'ie' sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Jay: Homie!
Carlos: But then there's cootie-
Mal: Die.
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VOUS LISEZ
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.