Harry/Carlos Part 31

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Harry: Carlos, please kiss I

Carlos: It's not 'kiss I', Harry...

Harry: Then what is it supposed to be?

Carlos: Kiss me

Harry: Well if you insist

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Carlos: I fell-

Harry: From heaven?

Carlos: No, I literally fell-

Harry: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Carlos: MY ARM IS LITERALLY BROKEN-

Harry: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Harry: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Carlos: This is a lie.

Carlos: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Carlos: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS-

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Harry: So you like cats?

Carlos: Yeah.

Harry: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Carlos: Stop thinking whatever you are thinking.

Harry: Huh?

Carlos: You always make that face when you are about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Harry: I love you

Carlos:

Harry:

Harry: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

Carlos: I KNEW IT

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