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Harry: Carlos, please kiss I
Carlos: It's not 'kiss I', Harry...
Harry: Then what is it supposed to be?
Carlos: Kiss me
Harry: Well if you insist
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Carlos: I fell-
Harry: From heaven?
Carlos: No, I literally fell-
Harry: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Carlos: MY ARM IS LITERALLY BROKEN-
Harry: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Harry: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Carlos: This is a lie.
Carlos: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Carlos: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS-
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Harry: So you like cats?
Carlos: Yeah.
Harry: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Carlos: Stop thinking whatever you are thinking.
Harry: Huh?
Carlos: You always make that face when you are about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Harry: I love you
Carlos:
Harry:
Harry: Also cereal qualifies as a soup
Carlos: I KNEW IT
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.