~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~

Part 85

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Uma: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.

Mal: Dueling grounds.

Uma: I said wrong answers only.

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Lonnie: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Jane.

Jane: I hate myself.

Lonnie: Alright, square up.

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Jay: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?

Carlos: No, I said "Jay, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.

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Jay: So like, how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?

Mal: Enough.

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Uma: Hey, Harry. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Harry: To get to the other side?

Uma: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"

Harry: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?

Uma: To get to the idiot's house.

Harry: ...Ok?

Mal: Hey, Harry. Knock knock.

Harry: No.

Mal: You were supposed to say "who's there?"

Harry: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?

Mal: The chicken.

Harry:

Mal:

Uma:

Harry: Listen here you little sh-

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