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Gil: If I may interject...
Carlos: Oh, awesome, Gil was eavesdropping.
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Harry: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Mal: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Evie: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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Carlos: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Jay: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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Jane: When's the last time you slept?
Evie: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Jane: A few- how many?!
Evie: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Jane: What you need is sleep!
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.