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Harry: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Uma: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Evie, Audrey & Uma: *screaming*
Mal: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Uma?!
Evie: Wait, why are you asking Uma that when Audrey and I are also here?
Mal: Because Uma wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Uma, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Harry: Gray.
Ben: Grey.
Uma, turning to Gil: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Gil: Dark white.
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Audrey: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxed under your Christmas Tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.
Gil: But what do I do when I run out of children?
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Lonnie: Candles are how we keep fires as pets!
Evie: This is unnecessarily adorable.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
ФанфикWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.