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Mal: Carlos! Did you put dog stickers on my laptop?!
Carlos: It improves it!
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Jay: Welcome to cooking with Jay!
Jay: Step 1: Open a pop tart.
Jay: Step 2: That's it, that's all Evie will let me do.
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Carlos: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Chad: What does claustrophobic mean?
Jay: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Carlos: No it doesn't!
Chad: Ho, ho, ho!
Jay: Stop it, you're scaring him!
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Ben: Who ate all of the cookies?
Mal, who has cookie crumbs on her face: Ninjas.
Ben: I didn't see them.
Mal: No one ever does.
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Jay: You're giving me a sticker?
Carlos: Not just any sticker, a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow".
Jay: I'm not a preschooler, Carlos.
Carlos: Fine, I'll keep it.
Jay: I earned this, back off!
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.