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Jane: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Ben, watching Evie screaming, Mal and Jay trying to set a sleeping Chad on fire, and Carlos choking on air: I don't know either.
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Ben: Where's Mal?
Carlos: Doing stuff
Ben: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Evie?
Carlos: Trying to stop Mal from doing the stuff
Ben: And Jay?
Carlos: Trying to stop Evie from stopping Mal from doing the stuff.
Ben: I see; and what are you doing here Carlos?
Carlos: Trying to stop you from stopping Jay from stopping Evie from stopping Mal from doing the stuff.
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*At a zoo*
Jay: So, what are they in for?
Ben: This isn't a prison.
Carlos: It's not?
Evie: Wait, so they can leave?
Ben: No, but-
Mal: *pointing to a monkey* I bet that one murdered someone
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Evie, to Ben: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mal, Jay, and Carlos; from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever?
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Audrey: The four VK's are flirting with you
Ben: No, they aren't...
Audrey: They are, how do you not see this?
Ben: I've yet to hear them say, "We are romantically interested in you, we should date."
Ben: Until I hear that I can never be certain
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanficWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
