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D1 Ben: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
D1 Carlos: Have everyone stand.
D1 Evie: Bring three more chairs!
D1 Jay: The most important ones can sit down.
D1 Mal: Kill three.
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D1 Carlos: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Audrey, staring upwards: So, Ben broke up with me... haha...
Chad: Why are you looking up?
Audrey: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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Evie: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Mal: Actually, Evie, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Uma: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
