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Jay: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Ben: Why would you do that?! You're crazy-
Carlos: And a coward, do 20.
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Jay: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Carlos: I've witnessed you doing the dumb stuff.
Mal: I've joined him in doing the dumb stuff.
Evie: AND I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Audrey: Why is Mal holding a knife?
Ben: She said she didn't feel safe, so I gave her a knife!
Audrey: Now I feel unsafe.
Ben: Oh... Do you wanna knife?
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Gil: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Uma: Alright.
Gil: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Uma: Okay...
Gil: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Uma: Okay, maybe you should stop-
Harry, interested: No, no. Please continue.
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Doug: What's worse than heartbreak?
Jane: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday candles.
Doug: ... dude
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
ФанфікиWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.