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Ben: How would you like your pancakes?
Mal: Plain.
Gil: With sprinkles!
Carlos: Chocolate chips.
Audrey: Potatoes.
*Everyone looks at Audrey*
Audrey: What? They're good.
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Ben: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Evie: Oh, we've had worse.
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Audrey: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Mal: I will politely decline.
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Lonnie: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Lonnie: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Lonnie: Orange.
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Ben: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Gil?
Gil: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.