Part 66

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

                                    
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Gil: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Harry: The car takes a screenshot.
Uma: For the last time, get out.
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Mal: Why are you on the floor?
Jay: I'm depressed.
Jay: Also I was stabbed, can you get Evie, please.
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Mal, texting Ben: Ben! Help I'm being kidnapped
Ben: Where are you?
Mal: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Ben: I'll call Evie.
Evie, answering her cell: Hello?
Ben: Where's Mal? She texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Evie: Mal? What do mean, she's right next to me-
Evie:
Evie: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Evie: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Mal: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Audrey: Please get PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Ben: We got spring water
Audrey: NO.
Mal: with EXTRA minerals
Ben: it's like licking a stalagmite
Audrey: STOP.
Mal: Mmmmm cave water
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Lonnie: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Jay: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-*ss house.
Carlos: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Jay: Good thinking.
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