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Harry: It's very muggy outside today.
Uma: I swear if I go outside and see all of our mugs on the front lawn, I will hurt you.
Harry: [smiles and sips coffee from a bowl]
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Evie: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
Evie: [Grabs the nearest thing and bites it]
Evie: This isn't a bagel.
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Carlos: You seriously need to calm down.
Jay: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavor, if birthday cake can be any flavor?!
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Carlos: Hey Jay, why are you standing on a chair? Are you playing a game?
Jay: Yeah, I'm playing "I saw a big spider and I don't know where it went".
Carlos: *scrambles onto a chair*
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Chad: You're under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Jay: Aw man... Wait did you say three?
Chad: Yes, three.
Mal: Oh shoot.
Evie: CARLOS FELL OFF!!!
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.