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Mal: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I f*cked up bad.
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*Reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Jay: Thanks fam!
Mal: oh no
Carlos: *cries* I love you too
Evie: Sounds fake but okay
Ben: *A flustered mess*
Chad: Can I get a refund
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Mal: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Mal: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Carlos: Actually I did the math, Jay would have $225, not $0.15.
Jay: Fam I'm right here....
Evie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Mal: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Evie: Sorry I only have a dollar
Mal: :(
Carlos: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Jay would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Evie: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Carlos: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ben: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Jay: Great chat everyone
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Evie: I think Jay was right.
Mal: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Carlos: He wouldn't do that.
Jay, entering the room: You're right, Carlos. I would never say that.
Jay: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Jay Told You So' on the back*
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Ben: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Mal: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Evie isn't
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DU LIEST GERADE
~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.