Ben/Chad Part 13

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

                                    
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Kidnapper: I have your son
Ben: I don't have a son
Kidnapper, confused: Then who asked us for some milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Ben: Omg, you have Chad-
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Audrey: So tell me what happened.
Chad: Well, Ben was driving. There was a deer on the road and he didn't see it.
Chad: So I said, "Ben, deer".
Ben: So I said, "Yes, Darling?".
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Audrey: Relax, just act mature.
Ben: Mature, got it.
*Ben on a date*
Chad: So what do you do for fun?
Ben: *In a deep, serious voice*: Taxes
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Chad: Ben, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Ben: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Chad: Okay, I love you too, I'll just ask Audrey
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Chad: This date is boring!
Ben: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. 
Chad: Then why did you invite me?
Ben: I didn't, I specifically told you not to come with me, but then you said "F you Ben, I'll do whatever I want!"
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