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Jay: So that's my plan.
Mal: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Jay: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Mal: It freaking sucks.
Jay: That's not constructive criticism.
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Mal: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Carlos has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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Jane: It's dark in here
Lonnie: Don't worry, I got this
Lonnie: *Stomps her feet*
Lonnie: *Skechers light up*
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Audrey: Lol, heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao.
Chad: What did you do?
Audrey: A MISTAKE
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Carlos: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jay: You and me!!!
Carlos, tearing up: Okay.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.