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Harry: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Gil: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Harry and Uma: ...
Harry: You mean ring bearER, right?
Gil: ...
Uma: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Harry: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Gil: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Uma: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
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Gil: Can I have 3 straws with that milkshake?
Uma and Harry: Aww-
Gil: With 3 straws, I can drink it 3 times as fast!
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Harry: Uma and Gil are playing hard to get.
Harry: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Chad: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Harry and Uma out.
Gil: Why not?
Chad: Because they are terrifying.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
