Transformers headcannons/bloopers/oneshots (CLOSED)

Ship Headcannons

-Any ship with Optimus is Affection behind doors (take that as you will, some of y'all are dirty minded)

Optimus x Ratchet
-Optimus is always big spoon
- Optimus listens when Ratchet vents and is always there
-Ratchet will be affectionate when no one's around
-Optimus is very touchy behind closed doors
-Optimus will let Ratchet sleep on him
-Optimus often times will rumble (purr) if Ratchet is touching him
-Ratchet loves to sit on Optimus's leg when he's sitting, it makes him feel tall
-Ratchet is always nervous but never shows it, I mean he is with the last prime
-Ratchet adores Optimus's voice, it calms him down
-Ratchet has a size kink and bondage kink *ahem ahem*

Crosshairs x Drift
-Crosshairs gets jealous easily
-Drift can get very needy if Crosshairs has been ignoring him
-Drift will tease Crosshairs throughout the day and won't walk the next (if yk yk)
-Drift actually loves to be dominated but NEVER shows it, Cross figured it out though
-Crosshairs isn't vocal with makes Drift question if he's doing good
-Crosshairs loves to mess with Drift, sometimes by stealing a sword other times with pet names
-*ahem* Drift has a pet name kink

Smokescreen x bumblebee
-puppy love with some spice
-Bee adores to cuddle but hates doing it in public
-Smokescreen is all for PDA but doesn't if it makes Bee uncomfortable
-Smokescreen is dominant and has a dominant side that he rarely shows
-Bumblebee loves to be dominated but like Drift, never shows it
-Smoke will often mess with Bee's doorwings or antenna as a way to tease him
-Bee has a very staticky purr only Smoke has heard
-Bee has a bonding kink :)

Optimus x Drift (rare pair)
-Drift is quite nervous when it comes to anything related to interfacing
-Optimus normally will only show affection behind closed doors or when their alone
-Drift is the only person who has actually interfaced with the prime
-Drift purrs in his recharge if Optimus is near
-Optimus is ever so careful with Drift even though Drift likes it rough
-*cough* Drift has both a pet name kink and a voice kink :)

Ironhide x Sideswipe
-Ironhide is Tsundre but will show affection if he really wants/needs to
-Sideswipe is insecure about his size when it comes to Ironhide but the latter makes him comfortable with it
-Ironhide while often recharge when Sideswipes out on the frontlines and then shower him in affection when he returns
-Sideswipe has a unique sounding purr
-Ironhide loves cuddles
-Sideswipe helps Ironhide with his PTSD
-*CoUgH cOuGh* Sideswipe has a sensory deprivation kink *cOuGh*
-Ironhide has a small power kink though he rarely indulges unless Sideswipe is ok with it

Optimus x Ultra Magnus (op sub)
-Ultra likes carrying Optimus around for no reason
-Ultra is very rough in the berth and Op won't walk for a day..or two
-Optimus likes to recharge in Ultra's lap simply because its the only place he feels safe
-Optimus is actually quite kinky, Ultra indulges him
-Ultra is over protective, especially around Sentinel
-Ultra is a tease
-Optimus loves cuddles but hides it
-Optimus is quiet unless Ultra actually asks him to be vocal
-*cOuGh* Optimus has a size and pain play kink *CoUgH*

Optimus x Magnus (Magnus sub)
-Magnus loves cuddling and will cling to Optimus if he's tired
-Mags hates being separated from Optimus
-Optimus adores time with Magnus and sometimes while hold him in public

(More to come)