Loki X Peter

The Bath and Pizza

PETER POV: 

Loki and I were taking a bubble bath together. I'm still surprised by how big the tub is. I only have a tiny bath which is also a shower at my apartment. Aunt May is at the apartment today since she has the day off and I have never been to Asgard before. However not only did we not tell anyone I'm here, except Heimdall of course but no one knows I'm dating Loki. He created two glasses of wine. 

"Would you like one Peter" asked Loki. 

"But I'm not 21" I said. 

Loki was confused. 

"In America you have to be 21 to drink wine unless that state allows to drink at age 18 but you need a parent or legal guardian" I said. 

"But we aren't on Midgard Peter" said Loki. 

I thought about it. It's just one glass. I took the glass and we both had a sip. 

"Can you get drunk with your powers" asked Loki. 

"Uh maybe, I'm not sure. Do you get drunk" I asked. 

"Ya, fucking hangovers are terrible" said Loki. 

"Oh" I said. 

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Loki and I were shocked. He took the wine glass and I hid under the water. Thor entered. He saw Loki with two wine glasses. 

"What are you doing brother" asked Thor. 

"Having a warm bath and two glasses of wine" said Loki. 

"By yourself" asked Thor. 

"I had, a very long day. Some midguard women threw a brick. At my penis" said Loki. 

"Sounds painful" said Thor. 

"It was, now please go" said Loki.

"Okay but I am going to have dinner. Do you want anything" asked Thor. 

"No" said Loki. 

I'm started to not be able to hold my breath. 

"Are you sure Loki? I can get your favorite" said Thor. 

"WHAT FOOD YOU CAN GET I CAN FOR MYSELF. NOW LEAVE BEFORE I STAB YOU AGAIN" Loki snapped. 

"CALM YOURSELF LOKI. I was just asking a question. You don't need to be so rude because little Loki is in pain" said Thor angrily. 

Loki created a dagger. 

"Thor, GET THE FUCK OUT" Loki screamed. 

"Fine, I'll have" Thor started but I bolted up out of the water. 

Thor screamed and I was gasping for air. 

"I'm sorry Peter but he won't leave" said Loki. 

"Just let me catch my breath" I said gasping for air. 

Thor was completely shocked. Loki made the dagger vanished. 

"WHO IS HE" asked Thor. 

"My boyfriend Peter" said Loki. 

"Why did you never tell me about your boyfriend" asked Thor. 

He shook my hand. 

"I'm Thor Odinson" said Thor. 

"Peter Parker" I said nervously. 

"Why do you seem frightened Peter" asked Thor. 

"I would of preferred to meet you when I'm not naked" I said nervously. 

"Now that you met my boyfriend can you please leave Thor" said Loki. 

"Right, do you want any food before I go" asked Thor. 

"Just a pizza" I said. 

Thor left the bathroom and closed the door. 

"Well, that could of gone better" said Loki annoyed. 

"It's embarrassing" I said. 

"Honestly better Thor then the man of iron" said Loki. 

"Ya, Mr. Stark would kill you if he found out about us" I said. 

"Luckily he won't" said Loki. 

Loki and I kissed. 

"Is anyone else going to walk in on us" I asked. 

"No, I hope not. If they do I'll stab them" said Loki. 

"Why do you always stab people" I asked annoyed. 

"What's wrong with stabbing people? Just don't walk into the bathroom while someone is taking a bath. It's common sense" said Loki. 

"Let's just finished before you get the chance to kill anyone" I said.