Indian Serial Rants ☑

❁Life? What?❁

Well, you've already figured out at this point that serial makers are bunch of people with loose nuts who just cant think straight. But I always wonder, how do they manage to fail logic of how life goes on? Maybe because they get paid by doing absolute shit, they think world works like that. 

Well, they think people's life revolve around one single matter in a family. Like if my family member got married, like a cousin, our lives will revolve around them and have nothing in our personal life. Like "oh they got married! Now I need to get to know everything about what's going on around them," would be what's supposed to be going on in our mind all times according to these serials, doesn't matter if it's protagonist or antagonist. 

Let say I am a side character who is either good or bad. If I'm antagonist, I'd be plotting thousands of ways to loot my cousin's husband every single day and have nothing else to think about. If I'm protagonist, I'd be worried  for my cousin that someone is plotting something against them and have to be ready for the time I get to know something, I need to alert them and let them know and be around them all the time. I even need to get down to the hall every time someone calls someone else, doesn't matter if I'm protagonist or antagonist. 

And it's also not just about what revolves around them, but they have literally nothing else in their life, not even job. As for the sake of job, some guy are seen with their laptop for a few minutes or seen behind an office desk few times but other than that, they are always involved in family drama. So much to the extent that makes me ask the question "how the fuck do they earn!?" 

You'll literally see no one working for money. It is only when they're needed at home the most, they'll be seen at office. Well, that was something I have mentioned earlier but then sometimes they just give birth to a job randomly. 

No, I am not trying to say they are creating new type of profession, but they are definitely changing the meaning of some. 

Did you know, that in Kundali Bhagya, this protagonist girl, Pritha was a doctor? (if you know about the serial) I don't remember if she was physiotherapist, or psychiatrist, she was something similar. So apparently, she didn't have any job profile so assign any job that fits the script to her at random time. They are actual profession, but according to serials, they are someone who personally visit people's house and have no other patients to look after. So that's what I'm talking about when I say they just randomly give birth to professions. 

And cherry on top, did you know that her husband was a cricketer? And he wasn't just some random cricketer, someone famous that some of his fans came to take picture with him on street kind of famous.

I think this concept came from their main creator, Kumkum Bhagya where Abhi was the similar kind of rock star who was only recognized and got attention when he needed privacy. This is so stupid, I don't even know where to begin. And this girl is not just a doctor, but she is on business too and does some stock marketing. 

*APPLAUD!*

Not just jobs and professions, they don't even know how colleges and schools functions probably because they didn't attend any. 

Now let's teach these empty headed creators that college is not some kind of Ashram that anyone could come and go anytime, and I'm not talking about just the college compound but the classroom where class is going on. 

This serial I mentioned earlier, Meet, the girl starts to attend college after marriage because she left her studies after her father's death. But first thing first, her father died when she was 16 and if she left her studies right there, that means she didn't even complete her 12, plus 2, A level, whatever you name it. And she directly got admission in a college years later? Without any of those prior certificate?

Anyway, let's just skip that. 

On her first day of college, some incidents happens and people at home says "call her and tell her to come home". I don't even know where to begin. Do they know class timings? DO THEY??? Absolutely NO!!

They think she went to market or something! SMH

And well, they call her and of course she comes over to house because "going to college" is just a part of sob story and cheap writing. If it was so meaningful they'd have specified what field of studies she chose without the basic 11, 12 knowledge. 

This girl wont even be attending classes regularly but I'm pretty sure you'll see her top the college in some few years. I think I should change my profession to serial prediction from software engineer lol. 

Well, I just want to tell these serial story writers: JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE REVOLVES AROUND ONE SHIT DOESN'T MEANS EVERYONE'S DOES!!! 

Hope you have a nice day, and take care!

Until I see you next time!

P. S. I have been quite sick for past week. Now I am getting better and joining work after couple more days rest but because of so many sick leaves I've been taking, my earning is quite on the edge lol. So I was thinking if anyone would be interested for art commission(digital art)? Please send me a message if you're interested. I'm not quite there as an artist but I have done few commissions. Well, if you're interested, we can talk about it over message! 

Thanks for reading :D