In which San and Y/n had no other choice but to touch each other's body.
"There's a dick in my hand and I can't recall having one of these!" I panicked.
"Why is my underwear so moist?" San's odd thoughts clogged his mind.
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"That is beyond cool!" I squealed as Yeosang took me into his room, he wanted to spend quality time together and since he had quite the interest in drawing, we found the perfect way to bond.
"You like him?" Yeosang asked and I immediately said "You have no idea, I love animals!"
"Me too!" Yeosang piped and I squealed as I said "I even volunteer at a nearby shelter just so I could spend time with them"
"That is so cool! Maybe we can go together someday?" Yeosang hinted and I said "I would love that!"
"What's his name?" I asked and this time, Yeosang doesn't reply but the bird did "Polly, it's a girl!"
With wide eyes, I asked "Did polly just speak to me?"
"Polly wants a cracker! Polly wants a cracker!"
"Can I feed her?" I asked as Yeosang quickly grabbed a few crackers from what I assumed was his corner for his beloved parrot.
"Here" he said as he passed it to me, he then moved over to the parrot as he placed his hand out.
Polly climbed onto Yeosang shoulder and he made his way closer to me.
"Polly likes cracker!" At that, I smiled as I passed the cracker to her.
°°°
"No way!" Jongho yelled as his laughter echoed.
"You knocked him out!" Mingi yelled as Yunho looked at me with a shocked expression.
"I've never lost- not once and what even happened?" Yunho asked and I simply replied with "I won!"
Knowing all too well that Jongho and Mingi played a huge part in distracting Yunho just so that I could win.
"Stream fireworks for clear skin" I said. Before heading over to San's room.
"Goodnight" I said before entering his room.
°°°
"You okay?" I asked as I approached the man that was currently sprawled on his bed.
"Yeah just thinking" he replied and I simply asked "about?"
He paused for a few seconds as he looked over at me before saying "every book that was ever written is actually a remix of the dictionary"
At that, I couldn't help but to laugh.
San couldn't just say what was on his mind. He had to lead Y/n astray from the topic.
"Don't you think so?" He asked snd I quickly replied with "Yeah, sure!"
"What about this? What does a male have that a female doesn't?" He asked as he sat upright.
"A beard?" I asked, looking over at him. I knew that wasn't the answer he was expecting.
"Lower" he hinted and just as he said, I did.
Lowering my voice, I asked "A beard?"
San couldn't help but to laugh at my silliness.
"Go to sleep already!" He said, throwing a pillow over at me.
°°°
"Have an apple!" Mingi said as he threw an apple over in my direction.
Catching in, I bit into it as Seonghwa said "You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away-"
He was soon interrupted when Mingi said "Actually, an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough"
At that, I choked as Yeosang asked "What's the past tense of William Shakespeare?"
"Wouldn't it be wouldiwas shookspeared?" I answered and Seonghwa yelled "Look at what you're doing to her!"
Laughing at his motherly remark, Mingi said "I'll take that as a condiment"
"I think he meant it as an insalt" I let out, laughing along with Mingi as everyone looked at us as if we were on the verge of going crazy.
"She's becoming a monster!" Seonghwa yelled as Mingi snapped back "suck it up and stop win-ing"
At that, I fell off of my stool. I had always been one for jokes like these.
"You guys are really are the-" Wooyoung's statement was interrupted when Hongjoong's room door opened revealing him and a very familiar face.
The two moved into the livingroom with us as my eyes glanced between the two who were doing the same with me.
"You haven't met y/n? Have you?" Hongjoong asked as the two moved over in my direction.
"She's San's friend!" Hongjoong piped as I placed my hand out for her to take.
Grasping my hand, she said "Nice to meet you, I'm Anna, Hongjoong's uh-h bestfriend"
With wide eyes, I said "Roses are red, cactus is prickly, I must say that this escalated quickly!"
The guys looked over at me confused as I let out "I just feel like I've seen her before. Are you sure we haven't met before?"
"Absolutely not!" Anna said as I glanced over at Wooyoung.
Remembering that I had promised to keep his secret, I said "Then I must be confusing you with someone else, sorry!"
Smiling at me nervously, I let the thought cross my mind.
