This came to me while i was procrastinating. Enjoy i guess :P
Uraraka Ochako // Uravity
You: [Watching Ochako struggle to play volleyball with Tsuyu]
You: You kids have no upper body strength
Ochako: We know but, hey!
Hagakure Tōru // Stealth hero: Invisible girl
You: Hey Tōru, you uh- you wanna stop doin' that?
Tōru: *Balancing chair on the two back legs* Shut up! You're all gonna die, Street smarts!
Jirō Kyoka // Hearing hero: Earphone jack
You and Kyoka arguing
Kyoka: [Says something]
You: That's what i thought you'd say, you dumb fucking horse!
Kyoka: Who you calling Jean kIrstEiN?!
Yaoyorozu Momo // Everything hero: Creati
Momo: Are still uncomfortable about your -um past?
You: Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. I can't have them roaming around...
Momo: (NAME) NO-
Ashido Mina // Pinky
You, angry at the troublemakers once again: I'll STOMP you all to death with my hooves!
All of Baku squad: Sorry (Name)..
Denki:*whispers* Doesn't she have paws?
Mina: *Shrugs*
Asui Tsuyu // Rainy season hero: Froppy
You, visibly pissed: I'm so angry and horny all the time!
Tsu: I know. It came with the deal.
Toga Himiko //
Himiko: Hey (Name), Do you think i have virtues?
You, not looking up from your book: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
Utsushimi Camie // Maboromicamie
You: I could date Inasa..
Camie: But you're stuck with your lovely waifu~
You: First off, get out of here with your facts-
Kendō Itsuka // Battle fist
Itsuka: You should really go talk to your therapist this weekend.
Itsuka: Y'know, ease the mind.
You: Now we don't have time to unpack all of that.
Fukukado Emi // Smile hero: Ms. Joke
Emi: So what was it like during your year-long mission?
You: I lived on alcohol and cigarettes and adderall.
Emi: ..-
Sōsakai Shino // Mandalay
You after a really intense day: You could pour soup in my lap and i'll apologize to you.
Shino:
Shino: You need a break honey?
Kayama Nemuri // R-rated hero: Midnight
Nemuri to Aizawa: My wife's a bitch and i like her so much.
Aizawa: You're not married..
You walking by: Not yet.
Usagiyama Rumi // Rabbit hero: Mirko
You: [Casually talking to Rumi about your family life in Russia]
You: My dad loved us,
Rumi: As he shoul-
You: He just didn't care about our general happiness or self-esteem.
:You know how i'm filled with rage?;
- John MulaneyIt's past 3 am here..I'm going to bed..
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Fanfictionೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ─◇ ╰┈➤ A collection of scenarios featuring some of the My Hero Academia girls. ◇─ˎˊ ࿐ྀೄ Started: 14/8/2020 Ended: 23/6/2022 -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈ @YumikoKagura20 Boku no hero academia © kohei horikoshi. I own nothing but t...