𝑩𝑵𝑯𝑨 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 || ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇꜱ

I love weird shit like this! Enjoy!

Uraraka Ochako // Uravity

Ochako: my girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. what should i do?

Bakugou: punch her in the stomach. then, when she double over in pain, kiss her.

Mina: tackle her!

Todoroki: dump her.

Kirishima: kick her in the shin!

You: * Visibly irritated* just ask me to lean down!!

Hagakure Tōru // Stealth hero: Invisible girl

You, exhausted: [opens up a cereal box]

You: [grabs a bowl]

You: [opens up milk]

You: [pours milk into your hand]

Tōru, watching from the side: Hey, uh, (Name)-

You: No, no give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I'll figure it out. Just wait a sec

Jirō Kyoka // Hearing hero: Earphone jack

You: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects

Kyoka: do it or you're straight

You: i said peer pressure not THREATEN!!

Yaoyorozu Momo // Everything hero: Creati

Momo: do you understand now?

You: yeah, totally!

You, under your breath as Momo walks away: what the fuck did she just say–

Ashido Mina // Pinky

You: My only talent *takes a dramatic breath* is breathing

Mina: mmh..

Mina: Honey, you have asthma..

Asui Tsuyu // Rainy season hero: Froppy

Tsuyu: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!

You: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Toga Himiko //

Toga: *pops up in your shared room*

You: What the fuck do you want?

Toga: It's kiss you depressed, anxiety-ridden emo gf time, of course!

Toga: *repeatedly kisses your face all over*

Toga: Byyyyyyeeeee!

You: *hiding a smile and whispering* God, I love kiss your emo gf time.

Utsushimi Camie // Maboromicamie

Inasa: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Camie: Ugh what? Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

[You walks in]

Camie: C'mere mamacita.

Kendō Itsuka // Battle fist

Villain: *holding you hostage* give us $10,000 and i'll give back your girlfriend!

You, very offended: Bitch you think i'm only worth $10,000!!?

Villain: Um?

You: MAKE THAT $10 MILLIO-

Itsuka: *Through the phone* (NAME), SHUT TF UP!

Fukukado Emi // Smile hero: Ms. Joke

Shōta: So, what is Emi to you?

You: The reason I wake up every morning

Shōta: ...that's adorable..

Emi earlier that morning, barging into your shared room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Sōsakai Shino // Mandalay

Shino: We have fun, don't we, (Name)?

You: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Kayama Nemuri // R-rated hero: Midnight

You: Nemuri, relax, go get a beer.

Nemuri: I don't want a beer-

You: Who said it was for you?

Usagiyama Rumi // Rabbit hero: Mirko

You: every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Rumi, Your brother and sister and hawks: awww–

You: and I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass fucking clowns, it means I can handle every problem.

All of them:

Thank you for reading!