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Sibling Squad (Part 2)

-Conner Kent?? In a Maid outfit?? YES.-

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The eight had formed a circle on the carpet of the lobby, watching intently as Tim dealt out cards.

"So the way this works is, one person reads a black card, which has a sentence or a question on it, and everyone else puts down a white card that can finish or answer the black card."

"Why?"

"Because it's... fun?" Artemis told him.

"Whoever has the funniest answer wins." Jon told his brother. Conner looked concerned, he wasn't known for his humor. "Don't worry, I'll coach you through the first few rounds."

"Okay, I'll go first." Tim announced, picking a black card, and reading it aloud."Maybe She's born with it, maybe it's___."

Dick gasped, and smacked down a card, followed by Artemis. Damian slid a card into place, as did his boyfriend, and Jason.

Jon leaned over Conner's shoulder to look at his cards. "Put down that one."

Questioningly, Conner put the card down. Jon quickly flipped it over so the other's couldn't read.

Tim began reading the replies: "Maybe She's born with it, maybe it's invading Poland, yeast, an M16 rifle..." He choked a little. "Maybe She's born with it, maybe it's Lactation." two thirds of the group burst into laughter. "Maybe She's born with it, maybe it's my genitals, mutually assured destruction... Maybe it's getting fingered."

"GOOD STARTING ROUND!" Jason exclaimed. "We're off to a good start!"

"I know right?" Roy grinned. "I thought I had a good one, but now I feel stupid!"

"Winner is?" Jon asked eagerly.

Tim grinned. "Lactation."

"YES!" Dick hissed, taking the black card. 

Damian took a card. "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to___"

Tim smacked down a card, looking a little smug. Jon quickly followed. Artemis hesitantly put her card down. "I'm shooting myself in the foot here...."

Jon looked at his little brother's cards and snorted, tapping one of the cards, which Conner put down.

The top options ended up being: 'Sexual tension', 'only dating Asian women', and 'My vagina', which obviously won. Jon took his card.

"Arty, was yours..."

"Only dating Asian women." She rolled back on the carpet, covering her face. "God, my mom would beat my ass if she knew I was playing this..."

Roy went next, with "As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to__". The winner was Jon again with 'Sweet, sweet, vengeance'.

"Damn, Jon is KILLING this." Roy observed. 

Jon smiled. "I love this game!" He cleared his throat and read his card. "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ___ instead!"

Artemis, Roy, Tim, and Jason leapt to throw down their cards first, all confident in their answers. Conner looked completely lost. Jon helped him in every round before this. He couldn't be funny! He needed help! 

He reluctantly set down a card, being the last person. 

Jon had x-ray vision, he could see who put down which cards. The replies were: 'wet dreams'(Dick), 'funky fresh rhymes'(Jason),  'a three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal'(Tim), 'a violation of our most basic human rights'(Damian), 'bisexuality'(Artemis), 'an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist'(Roy), and Conner's entry...