Criss: TamaraJiles Ashley wanted to know if anyone you guys ,wanted to date her she likes sports, science, and football and she kinda dies a lot in her dreams so anyone wanna date?
Kyle: Uh... I'll wait for Rebecca to give into it.
Stan: Yeah and when will that happen? She's a lost cause come on dude you're so lame when you talk about her.
Kyle: Shut up!
Stan: *ignoring him* Well I already have a girlfriend sorry.
Kenny: Uh, not interested. Since Criss is still pissed.
Criss: I got over it TamaraJiles you can have him. Okay moving on!
Kyle: Still don't get what he did...
Criss: *interrupting* HHH3Fan asks. We should hang ou sometime, right? As long as it's has a question mark it's a question.
Kyle: Actually the only actual question there is right? Everything else is not a question...
Cartman: Smart ass.
Stan: Should we tell her the same thing we told Poketrainer fangirl?
Kyle: You mean Alex? The girl who wanted to go on an adventure with us?
Cartman: That bitch? Yeah.
Kenny: Basically if you wanna hang with us you gotta be in our circle.
Criss: *sarcastically* Or stalk them like I do.
Kenny: Finally you accept it!
Stan: Yeah besides it's easier to hang out if you live near us?
Criss: Kittyklaws400 has a question for Cartman would you rather eat shit for a year or listen to Justin Bieber for two days straight.
Stan: HAHA! That's a hard one.
Kenny: *bursts out laughing* Ha.. Hard.
Cartman: Uh. after I say this you assholes better not call me a fat ass.
Kyle: Can't promise anything fat ass.
Cartman: Shu up dirty Jew!
Kyle: *flips him off*
Cartman: I like food a lot I can't go a day without cheesy poofs so I rather listen to the fag Justin Bieber. Besides my shit smells. I won't even be able to eat that much either because it takes so damn long to shit.
Stan: TMI
Kyle: What is TMI?
Criss: You are truly slow with the times.
Kyle: At least I'm not as slow as you!
Stan: Sorry dude gotta agree with Criss.
Kenny: Cartman Justin Bieber isn't that bad I mean unless you count his annoying girly voice or his drug abuse or his weird hair cut or the repetitive of words or the movie... *cough* I mean I don't even know much about the lame ass guy..
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
