OK very stupid chapter!(what you expect this is South Park!!!) Read at your own risk! This was the hardest dare I've ever gotten so it might be lame :( original video at the side. Thanks for reading fweaks!
AFD
Cartman: Where the hell is the Jew with my damn cheesy poofs!
Kyle: *walks in with twenty bags of cheesy poofs and salsa* Here your damn chips fat ass!
Cartman: Feed one to me slave!
Kyle: Don't call me slave fat ass! *feeds him a cheesy poof*
Cartman: Eh! I'm not fat! Go punch Stan in the face as punishment for calling me fat!
Kyle: Sorry about this Stan.*punches Stan in the face*
Stan: What the fuck! How come no one's freed you from Cartman I thought the fans loved you. Oh, and do that again and I'll punch you in you adam's apple.
Criss: OK AutumnSp wants to know which is your favorite Kenny Style or Kyman?
Cartman: GAY!
Kyle: Oh, god not this again.
Kenny: I know how you feel Kyle why are all these people asking these kinds of questions!
Stan: Thank you Kenny we're finally on the same page!
Kenny: I mean isn't it obviios!
Kyle&Stan: Right??
Kenny:Yeah I mean I obviously like Style better!
Kyle&Stan*facepalm*
Cartman:AHAHAHA!
Criss: Autumn also wants to know what your opinion on Candy is Cartman.
Cartman: I love candy it's sweet. What's not good about it???
Kenny: *laughing* Is it really hot? *bursts out laughing*
Cartman: Only if it's Mexican candy.
Stan: *muttering* Too bad Wendy's not Mexican
Kyle: OH! Now I get it!
Criss: Haha hilarious. Cartman, in this case Candy means you CartmanXWendy
Cartman: AHAHAHA! No WAY I hate that fucking hippi! Remember I hate that bitch more than anyone else!
Stan: And because she's my girlfriend right Cartman!
Cartman: Oh yeah, I don't want to date that crazy bitch I mean who likes Stan! Fucking creepy man.
Criss:OKay last is a dare from Ghost_Wing she dares you to recreate Bart Barker's very racist parody of Hello Kitty. Tweek has to record it and Craig is casting the crew.
Tweek: *walks in nervously* Record it? Gah! How am I supposed to record it? Nrr!
Criss: With this camera. *hands camera*
Tweek: Oh no, No way dude! that's way too much pressure! Gah! What if I mess up! Then we have to do it all over again. Nrr, no way! Gah! *pulling at hair*
Craig: I already have the cast. Let's do this Tweek.
Tweek: Gah! I have to work with Craig! *pulling at hair* GAH! He h- Hates me!
Criss: You'll be fine!
Craig:OK here it is. Kenny you're the main character, cuz one, you've practice your singing you're probably the only one who's watched the video beside yours truly, Kevin is Kenny's husband-
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
