Criss: Servine289 ask everyone who do you like?
Kyle: Rebecca Cotswald, she's sweet smart and nice. And exotic.
Cartman: Maybe.... *muttering* Abbey? I don't know.
Stan: Wendy duh!
Kenny: Uh....
Criss: I know who Chris likes, Wendy
Stan: What!
Criss: Kidding just cuz he kissed her doesn't mean he likes her, god. He likes Heidi Turner. Just because it pisses me off. I don't think he truly likes anyone.
Stan: He kissed my girlfriend!
Criss: Right you weren't supposed to know that.... *obviously lying* She forced herself on him she was drunk!
Kenny: I like Kelly or Tammy. Yeah those were their names... *nervous chuckle.*
Criss: I don't care anymore, I like Kenny.
Kenny: *blushing* Uh... I don't
Criss: I know you don't like me I get it. Just don't shove the whole, 'I can have any girl I want because I'm a perv' in my face please. Okay moving on!
Kyle: I don't think that's what Kenny meant.
Cartman: Shut up she said moving on Jew.
Criss: Huh, thank you Cartman... OK from same person what's your favorite video game?
Stan: Team Fortress
Kyle: Assassin's Creed
Cartman: Guitar Hero
Kenny: Uh...
Criss: I wish I could say I was obsessed with first person shooter games but Matt never lets me on the Xbox. I'm obssessed with Neopets. I guess that counts?
Kenny: Deadpool.
Criss: OK last is a dare from the same person. She dares Cartman to go to the gym and lose weight!
Cartman: NO!
Criss: Too late already paid the gym fee you're going for at least a month if not three weeks.
Cartman: I'm not going because I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
