Big thanks to CorruptedKenny for letting me use her O.C Shiny
Criss: *sighing*
Kenny: Hey Criss... *snickering* Hey Criss *poking her* Hey Criss *poking* *snickering*
Criss: WHAT!
Stan: Woah look you made her mad....
Kenny: *laughing* I was gonna crack a joke about what doesn't kiss and tell but you talked...
Kyle: Any questions?
Cartman: *eating cheesy poofs* Damn it you guys are lame! HAHAHA! Good thing I brought these to entertain myself.
Criss: Sorry I'm not a bimbo, blondie.
Kenny: Who said I wanted a bimbo?
Stan: Hey here's a question what happened to mechastreisand?
*Screaming from outside*
Kyle: What's that?
*girl comes running in*
Girl: *huffing for breath* There's a giant-*mouth open in awe staring at Kenny*
Kenny: *dull look* *looks to girl then to Criss smirks* Hey. What's your name?
Girl: Shiny. Kenny right? *smiles*
Criss: You're really doing this? Right now?
Shiny: What? *grabbing Kenny's hand* I mean I've always liked Kenny he's so... Mysterious not to mention cute.
Criss: *rolling eyes* Whatever
Kenny: *staring at Shiny* You have nice hair... *touching it*
Shiny: *Blushing*
Cartman: LAME!
Stan: So we're just letting mechastreisand terrorize the city?
Shiny: That was Barbara Streisand? How?
Everyone: Don't ask.
Kenny: Hey guys mind bringing some sodas or something I mean seriously we're always answering questions and we never have anything to drink.
Criss: You gonna buy them poor kid!
Shiny: *annoyed* That's another thing... I mean seriously don't let her annoy you cutie I mean being poor doesn't define you it doesn't mean anything! Neither does being perverted.
Kenny:*muttering* There's a reason I'm perverted.
Criss: I don't think I like your tone Shiny!
Cartman: Wait... Is this what I think it is... YES CAT FIGHT! Cat Fight! Chick fight! Ten bucks on the non beaner!
Kyle: *laughing* For Kenny? Fine five bucks on Shiny then.
Criss: WHAT? You too Kyle? I can totally kick ass!
Shiny: You're picking a fight! Right now!
Criss: No! I... I... just...
Cartman: EH! Shut up beaner there's gonna be a fight!
Kenny: Hey wait... I uh...
CARTMAN: CAT FIGHT!
Stan: Wow, this better be fun.
Criss: Wait is this really happening?
Shiny: You started it!
Criss:What? How? *gets slapped across the face*
Cartman: Kick beaner's ass, bitch!
Shiny: You're next if you call me that fat ass!
Criss: *growling* I don't want to fight but...
Shiny: You will because you can't take that Kenny likes me huh?
Criss: *tugging her black hoodie down over her face*This was a hypothetical before you slapped me like a bit-
Shiny: *punches her*
Criss: *grabs her beanie off and falls to the ground* *groans in pain* Ow.
Stan: Should we help-
Shiny: *trying to hide*
Kyle: Dude, are those....
Kenny: Cat ears?
Shiny: *holding tears*
Cartman: *bursting into laughter* *goes behind her grabs her laughs louder* Look! Tail too!
Shiny: *bursting into tears running out of the room*
Kenny: SHIT! Fat ass why don't you have a filter! *following her*
Criss: Shit, I should go apologize.
Kyle: *grabbing her* No dude you're gonna make it worse.
Criss: *tearing up* Yeah I always do. So the Kenny boat is sailing away so much for that.
Meanwhile.
Shiny: *seeing Kenny* Great you and your girlfriend gonna take turns calling me a freak?
Kenny: Criss and I aren't dating. Christ, besides I don't bully people that's Cartman's stick.
Shiny: I don't even know why I'm here I just really wanted to meet all you guys...
Kenny: *smiling* Really we mean that much to you people? Well you got to meet us didn't you... *facing her red in the face*
Shiny: *blushing* *turning to him* Yeah... I guess...
Kenny: *kissing her*
Shiny: *dreamingly* Wow...
Kenny: *smirking* Yeah but...
Shiny: You like her, don't you?
Kenny: Who, Criss? I mean... I don't know, when I'm around her I'm less... Perverted, it's weird. I don't look at her as just some sex object...
Shiny: So you like her?
Kenny: *blushing* No... we've been friends since we were nine.She moved when we turned ten and she hasnt changed too much. ...
Shiny: So you like her?
Kenny: *frustrated* I can't tell her because I think I might be... *whispering quickly* Bi... I can't have her.... The guys thinking I'm weird.
Kenny: Besides I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings I'm a natural player... I can't bare to see her sad you don't know how bad I want to beat her abusive siblings.
Shiny: *smirking matter o factly* So you like her.
Kenny:*frustrated screaming* Fine! You know what! Yeah I like Criss! Let the whole world know it! I like Criss fucking Rodriguez I don't give a shit anymore!
Criss:*At the door mouth dropped*
Kenny:*looking at Shiny's smug face sighs and cringes* She's right behind me isn't she...
Shiny: *nodding*
Kenny: *facing Criss* You heard everything didn't you....
Criss: You... Might be bi? *awkward silence*
Kenny: Aw shit.. I'm just figuring things out alright.. I do lo-
Criss:*cutting him off* I have to go!*runs off*
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FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
