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Porn, Kiss, Twins

Criss: Okay from Tooma2468 for the twins. Do you look alike besides the whole gender thing.

Chris: *bursts out laughing* HAHA! That's hilarious!

Karly: What is she talking about the whole gender thing they're both guys.

Criss: I swear I will poke your eyeballs out and donate them to charity!

 Chris: Well we look nothing alike really.

 Criss: Well we have the same facial features like our noses but that's it.

Chris: I'm 5'7, 5'8 she's 5'3 5'4. and Criss is a fat ass.

 Criss: What! I'm average weight it's not my fault you're an anorexic bitch!

 Chris: *flipping her off* I have darker hair and thicker hair, uh, I'm older by a minute.

 Criss: Oh! And we have names! Why does everyone refer to us as the twins.

Chris: Yeah I'm Christopher and that thing over there is Christina!

 Criss: I really hate you guys.

 Chris: Aw you know our hate means love. Sweetheart.

Criss: You know somehow that doesn't make me feel better.

 Criss: OK next question is for me from Black_Lynx. If I had to choose one of the guys to kiss who would I choose.

 Kenny: Me right?

 Stan: God please don't let it be me.

 Cartman: It better not be me hoe, you've kissed Kenny.

Criss: If I had to choose. Damn....

 Kyle: Just say Kenny already we know you like him now

 Chris: Yeah sissy come on so we can move on.

 Kenny: *teasing*Yeah baby.

 Matt: Don't take the joke too far poor kid or I'll have to kick your ass.

 Karly: Yeah not too excited about my little brother kissing a south park kid.

 Criss: I'm a girl! And I pick Kyle!

 Kyle: *blushing* Uh....

 Kenny: Oh come on I was joking!

 Criss: Stan has a girlfriend who I'll probably have to beat up in self defense. Cartman probably has an STD from his mom, Kenny might have an STD if he got checked maybe I'd kiss him. Kyle is the only safe one.

 Kyle: Uh....

 Criss: Okay moving on. still from same person. Kenny why are you so addicted to porn?

 Matt: You watch porn?

 Chris: Come on Matt we know you do it too.

 Karly: Every guy does it

 Criss: How do you know?

 Matt: *smacking Chris on the head* No I don't! I'm just on the computer all day.

Criss: Exactly.

 Kenny: I'm not addicted! I can stop any time. Besides those sites are fantasy. I rather be on the computer than doing drugs. You know unless you want me to be a druggy.

 Criss: Boys are more complicated than I thought.