Kyle: Come on Criss, we got some more dares, we're popular again!
Criss: *behind couch muttering* Leave my dark wandering soul at rest putrid mortal...
Stan: Let's just get started then.. I'll be the new Criss then. From Anita_Eraser for Eric aka fatass she dares you *bursting into laughter* to dress up like a butterfly and be nice to everyone until he's dared to do something else, have fun with that... HAHA!
Kyle: *hands Cartman the outfit* Have fun, fatass! *bursts into laughter* Karma's a bitch, isn't it! *snickering*
Cartman: Eh! Shut...
Stan: Be nice remember?
Cartman: *growling.* Thank you.
Stan: Next from SouthParkAnime for Craig
Kyle: Where's Craig?
Cartman: The dumb hippie... I mean Stan forgot to tell Craig to come in...
Stan: Ugh, I really didn't want to but fine *calls up Craig.
*ten minutes later*
Craig: *flipping everyone off* Seriously fuck you get me bruised in the stomach and force me to come over on a Saturday?
Stan: Shut up, you never complain when it's Criss talking.
Craig: I still flip her off! I mean I'm not a dick to girls. So what's the question.
Stan: Uh... From SouthParkAnime.... Let's see how do you feel about.... Me? Stan as in me?
Kyle: That's a thing?
Craig: I'M NOT GAY!
Cartman: Damn, Craig... I mean don't be mad... Craig. It's alright there there.
Craig: What's wrong with Cartman? Where is the only female in this joint.
Kyle: Hiding from Kenny.
Kenny: It's not like I've got herpes. What's next Stan?
Criss: I really hate that you haven't said anything to me, Ken.
Craig: I think Stan's alright but not my type and I'm NOT gay.
Stan: Moving on! From CorruptedKenny a dare... *stops* Can we skip this one?
Criss: *gets up from hiding spot grabs the computer bursts into laughter*
Kenny: Fixed her!
Criss: CorruptedKenny dares Stan to kiss Kyle and Kyle to kiss Stan.
Stan: No, Wendy will kill me then go after Kyle.
Kyle: Uh... No thanks.
Criss: It's a dare you guys.
Stan: Do you enjoy watching our pain, Criss?
Kyle: That's not fair no one dares you to kiss your bestfriend!
Cartman: AHAHAHA! Hippie and Jew babies! AHAHAHA!
Kenny: Style, YES!
Criss: I don't have a best friend and if I did it would probably be Wendy or Kenny.
Kyle: *sighs* Whatever come here dude let's get this over *turns red*
Criss: I can't look *looks intently*
Kenny: *get's out camera*
Stan:*turns red* I'll get you back, Criss just because I know you're getting a kick out of this. *begins to kiss Kyle* *backs away after ten seconds* Gross dude!
Kyle: *gagging* I think I need a shower.
Criss: From CorruptedKenny also asks Kenny why are you perverted
Kenny: Because it's fun to trick people into thinking I'm dumb, to test girls and see if I'm worth their time. I hide myself in a shell like a turtle being perverted is just a small aspect. Besides I like 'em titties.
Criss: *sighing*
Kenny: So we cool, here?
Criss: *Hides behind couch again*
Stan: Dude come on, Criss! Just get with Kenny already you make it SO obvious it's annoying it's like me liking Wendy.
Kyle: *laughing* Yeah I remember that. Puking in her face whenever she spoke to you, hilarious.
Cartman: AHAHAHA! Taco lover and poor kid!
Stan: And ignore Cartman he's.... well Cartman. Besides the audience knows and I can finally hang out with you without Wendy getting all jealous.
Criss: So now I have to date someone to hang out with you?
Kenny: *sighing* Can we just be friends? That's a lot easier.
Criss: Shut up this doesn't involve you. What are you trying to say Stan!
Stan: Well I'm just saying Wendy...
Criss: Ugh, that's it, I'm done. You guys want to know a secret....
Stan: Don't say it Criss, or else.
Criss: Wendy dumped Stan Marsh's ass! He's just been pretending to be together with her because he doesn't know how to do anything else!
Stan: Goddamn it, shut the hell up!
Kyle: Dude it's not that big of a deal no one cares now you can get chicks I mean that's why Kenny's here.
Kenny: We're done here.
Criss: *giving him a kiss* yeah we're done here.
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
