Kyle: Hey where's Criss?
Kenny: *crossing arms* *muttering* I don't care I don't know.
Cartman: Ha her mom probably had another kid.... Again! HAAHA!
*door opening.*
Matt: Hey boys I'm taking this piece of trash out for you! *throws Criss into room*
Criss: *depressed* OK guys let's get onto the questions.
Stan: Someone crapped in her cornflakes.
Criss: *depressed* Okay question from Toom2468 asks to the boys what do you prefer pink or purple.
Cartman: HAHAHA! Obviously purple!
Kyle: Yeah purple.
Stan: Purple
Kenny:What the fuck is your problem?
Criss: Me?
Kenny: *bites lip shakes head* Obviously pink...
Criss: Moving on. From the same person. If you have a headache what would you prefer tea or coffee.
Cartman: Coffee I'm not a pussy I can handle it!
Kyle: Tea I don't want to be the next Tweek.
Stan: Coffee in low doses.
Kenny: Seriously what the fuck did I do?
Criss: *raising eyebrow.
Kenny: *cough* I mean I'd want hot water I can't afford tea or coffee. That's rich people's stuff...
Criss: Okay next from same person. Cartman you have a lot of secrets would you tell us the least of your secrets.
Cartman: No! Fuck that!
Kyle: I triple dog dare you.
Cartman: *screaming* NO! Fuck you Jew!
Criss: It's a dare Eric.
Cartman: Fine one of my least secrets. I sucked someone's dick before when I was in fourth grade. I thought it was a tube and you guys told me to find semen.
Kenny: Now can we talk about why you're pissed at me? Criss?
Criss: *rolling eyes* You boys are all the same in stupid. *kissing him on the forehead* Don't think too hard you'll ruin that little brain of yours.
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
