Sorry I've been slow on updates, finals are coming soon so yeah. Study time! joy... This is a Short chapter you guys can probably figure out why. thanks for the support guys you're amazing! Without you this would be nothing...Okay enjoy my lovelieses...es
-AFD(criss)
Criss:Lily wants to know if any of you have read 50 shades of Grey and if you have please explain.
Everyone(except Criss): What the hell is that?
Criss: An erotic novel.
Kenny: Sounds like my kind of book!
Cartman: Wait you mean like a book? *laughing* We don't read books!
Kyle:Yeah we use Spark notes.
Criss: I bet your mom's gonna be in the movie.
Cartman: Oh yeah! If my mom's gonna be in the movie I gues you're gonna be the star!
Kenny: I've never read it, readings for chumps. But I have heard about it.
Criss: Cartman, that made no sense, and Kenny, Gross!
Kenny: It wasn't that bad.It was just some scum bag was gonna let....*trying to think* Ana I think fill out paper work before sex then he took it back after they made out in an elevator.
Stan: Yeah it's not like any of us are gonna put so much effort into trying to find out what a book, of all things is about.
Criss: You're gonna watch the movie aren't you Kenny?
Kenny: Duh! It's been a while since I've seen a movie with that kind of action.
Criss: Okay moving on! Lily Dowson also wants to know how you feel about Damien, Satan's son.
Kyle: Satan has a son?
Stan: That's stupid.
Kenny: Yeah I can't see that happening.
Cartman: Wait, you mean that black ass hole who destroyed the playground in third grde?
Criss: Yes, that was satan's son. Damien.
Kyle: Oh, yeah that kid was a fucking weirdo man.
Stan: Yeah he turned Kenny into a duck-billed platapus.
Kenny: Remember anything else that happened to me?
Criss: Yeah I think Stan's uncle Jimbo took you into a farm or something.
Stan: Sounds about right.
Everyone(except Kenny): Yeah.
Kenny:*facepalm*
Kyle: But I gotta admit it was pretty cool how he made Pip explode.
Everyone: Yeah.
Stan: So basically it's a hate/ you're okay feeling.
Cartman: Whatever happened to him.
Criss: He moved away or something.
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