Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests

Kenny Shines,why an adventure?

Criss: Okay Kenny CreativeWhacko wants to know why you're so perverted and what's so good about girls.

Kenny: What's not good about girls! I like them titties.

Stan: Are we really just gonna sit here and listen to Kenny's  gross remarks?

Criss: Okay, Stan's got a point, answer the first question then I promise you can go on night and day about girl's and their titties.

Kyle: Be careful of what you say Criss.

Kenny: Pfft,A lot of people ask me why I'm perverted so here we go. It's just who I am. Nothing was ever censored or sugar coated towards me when I was a kid. Honestly though I like toilet humor better why do you think I watch Terrance and Phililp? Pornography is my favorite but I'm not allowed to get into that... If I weren't so perverted I'd just be boring cause no one ever really pays attention to me. Now can I talk about titties?

Criss: *looking dully at  him* Fine a promise is a promise but don't cross the line because I'm not afraid to spray you with water.

Kenny: Girls equals titties, titties equals happy dick. That's what's so great about girls.

Criss: *Sprays him with water* Bad Kenny.

Kenny: *wiping face* I knew you couldn't handle the truth!

Criss: *sprays again*

Kenny: Stop it! Fine that's not the only reason girls are good. God just stop spraying that fucking water!

Criss: *puts bottle away* Okay go on McCormick.

Kenny: I respect girls because they have feelings too besides I have a little sister and I don't want no man whore making her pregnant. Besides girls are more, high tech than guys. They're... Interesting.

Criss: You mean they're smart!

Kenny: *nods*

Criss: You deserve a hug Kenny bring it in!

Kenny: Uh.... I think I'll pass...

Criss: Why?

Kenny: *coughing* Um come here Kyle.

Kyle: Okay?

Kenny: *whispering*

Kyle: AH! Sick dude!

Criss: I don't wanna know...

Cartman: *yawns obnoxiously* God you guys are making me sleep! Come on next question's for me right? *flexes imaginary biceps*

Criss: *rolls eyes* Actually this question is for everyone! PoketrainerFangirl wants to know if you'll take her on an adventure.

Kyle: *obviously joking* What?? Nothing exciting ever happens in South Park!

Stan: *covering snickering* Yeah this is just a quiet mountain town.

Cartman: What da fuck?

Criss: Just answer the questions morons.

Kyle: You can't just ask! That's ridiculous!

Stan: Yeah it's not like we choose to go on adventures.

Kenny: Yeah it's not like we wake up and automatically decide. "Hey fuck it! I don't care about my life let's go to Afghanistan where any fucking little kid can own a gun and bring Christmas! 

Cartman: Yeah besides you gotta be in our circle to go on adventures with us!

Criss: Hey! Then why the hell do I get sucked into your mayhem.

Kyle: Because you're always around us you're not really in our circle. Adventures just comes randomly.

Criss: *growling* Shut up before I make you Broflavski!

Kyle: Well you asked a question and my job's to answer it. As fully as possible.

Criss: Aah! Prepare to die Jew boy! *tackles him*

Cartman: Fuck yeah! Bash on Kyle time! *gets ready to tackle.

Stan: Woah!

Kenny: *pulls them apart*

Stan: I thought the whole reason you were here was to ask questions and keep the damn peace, Criss!

Criss: *catching breath* Okay... Sorry.

Kenny: *pointing finger at Criss* And don't ever look like you're having a threesome in front of me especially if I'm not allowed in. Plus don't give me that image of Cartman!

Criss: *sprays Kenny*

Kyle: So basically yeah, Poketrainerfangirl you gotta roll with us...

Cartman: *interrupting* or stalk us like Criss.

Criss: *facepalm*

Kyle: Yeah that too if you want to go adventuring.