Just Screwing Around

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Okay I feel like I forgot to answer someone's question. So if I have tell me... Nicely! No hating. Okay thanks guys Heart you! Bye

-AFD(Criss)

Criss: Weird just random question, in my opinion.

Cartman: You're a girl your opinion doesn't matter.

Criss: Don't push me fat ass, I'm not in the mood today.

Kenny: So we're not acknowledging the confessions?

Criss:OK question time! abbey_vella wants to know if you rather screw Jennifer Lawrence or Meghan Fox when she was hot?

Kenny: Both. Threesome anyone?

Criss: *tries to spray him with water* You're lucky I ran out of water!

Kenny: Don't worry baby we can make this a foursome *teasingly puckers lips.

Criss: Thank you baby.Come here babe! Let me give you some sugar.

Kenny: *Comes closer*.

Criss: *spits in his face* Crushes can be crushed Kenny. Don't test me.

Cartman: HAha! I guess Kenny's gonna get herpes again.

Kenny: That was a cold sore!

Cartman: I'd screw Meghan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence sucks ass.

Stan: Hey I beg to differ! *coughs* I mean I can't screw anyone I have a girl friend! *fakes a laugh*

Kyle: I'm with Stan

Kenny: So you two would have a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence...

Criss: *throws water bottle at Kenny*

Kenny: So? What's your answer Ms Poor kid?

Criss: I'm not gay we've gone over this. Besides how would I be Ms. Poor kid if I were gay. They both look like a bunch of try hard whores. No offense...

Stan: Offense taken watch the hate comments pile on!

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