Am I a Pussy Now

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   By the look on his face he had some good shit to tell me about Malia. I hope I don't have to break my best friend's heart because that would kill me. She's like head over heels for this girl. I told Jason to have a seat and I sat down at my desk holding my baby girl.

Cyn: So what's up?

Jason: *handing her his iPad* Meet Malia Lopez-Santana.

Cyn: You're joking right?

Jason: Nope. I ran it against the file we have on you and y'all are related.

Cyn: Mother related or father related?

Jason: Father. Some where along the line he got someone pregnant and there she is.

Cyn: I wonder if she knows. How did you get a DNA sample for her?

Jason: She has a volunteer kit in the system.

Cyn: Wow now I have something to talk about at dinner. My sperm donor was a big time cheater.

Jason: Yep cause you and Malia are the same age.

Cyn: I know. This is bullshit at its finest. Let me go pick up groceries before I go get my wife and son.

Jason: The fuck Cap! I'm pissed you got married without telling me?

Cyn: *laughing* No asshole I would tell you but the wedding is coming within the next 14 months.

Jason: Why so accurate?

Cyn: *tells him about the bet she made with Erica*

Jason: *laughing* Damn she had no faith when she agreed to that.

Cyn: Nope but she got that shit now. Well I'll see you later.

Jason: Alright Cap. Thanks again.

Cyn: No problem.

***

Cyn: *in the store* You had a good nap princess?

Lyric: Yes. I hungwy.

Cyn: *giving her lunch* Eat your lunch while I get dinner.

Lyric: Otay. We stay night Mama?

Cyn: Yes you are. Are you gonna sleep in your room now?

Lyric: No I go Natir.

Cyn: Why am I not surprised?

Girl: Cynthia?

Cyn: *rolling her eyes* Not this bitch.

Girl: Hey Cyn how are you doing? I see you and Justice had a little girl now.

Cyn: I'm doing great and me and Justice haven't had a thing. We aren't together. Bye Camden.

Camden: Hold on. So since y'all not together maybe we can talk.

Cyn: I think not. I'm engaged right now and I don't think she would appreciate this conversation.

Camden: Ok sorry about that I'll see you around.

Cyn: I hope not. *walking away*

Camden: *on the phone* Yes bitch she is definitely seeing someone else. Got a daughter and everything.

Justice: Thank you. She got me fuck up she is mines until I think other wise.

***

Cyn: Princess are you gonna help me put up the groceries?

Lyric: Yes.

Cyn: Come on so we can hurry up.

Lyric: Otay. I no big. *trying to reach the counter*

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