Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 58

Me: Hi guys

Natsu: Do you have food?

Me: Uh...no...

Lucy: Oh, here Natsu *hands him takoyaki*

Me: Mine! *snatches it away*

Natsu: Mine! *grabs onto me*

Me/Natsu: *fights over the takoyaki*

Saee: E-Eden, here *hands me more takoyaki*

Me: Yay!

Natsu: Why does she get more than me?

Me: Because I'm the author *eats it all before he can get any*

Natsu: .......

Me: Now that I've had my meal, the dares! The first date is from xXFrankenHeartXx. She dares the girls to make the boys blush. First couple is Evergreen and Elfman

Evergreen: Since when did we become a couple?!

Me: A long time ago, anyway...hurry up with the dare!

Saee: Psst, I don't think Evergreen knows how to make Elfman blush

Me: True but she might

Evergreen: *puts on a muscly man costume* I'm a man!

Everyone: *laughs their heads off*

Me: *laughs* What is that supposed to be?!

Elfman: *blushes slightly*

Gray: That actually worked?!

Me: Wow, that's a first. Second couple is Mira and Laxus

Evie: Lami!

Mira/Laxus: *blush*

Me: That doesn't count

Saee: I wonder what Mira will do...

Mira: *changes into revealing clothes and goes close to Laxus*

Laxus: *blushes but tries to hide it*

Me: O...kay then, third couple is Levy and Gajeel

Evie: -

Me: No

Evie: But I didn't say anything yet

Me: Exactly

Evie: *no comment*

Levy: *wears a bunny suit and sits on Gajeel's lap*

Gajeel: *blushes and looks away*

Me: Fourth couple is Lucy and Natsu

Lucy: What am I supposed to do?!

Me: I don't know, maybe wear revealing clothes like you do most of the time

Lucy: Hey!

Saee: And like how most the other girls did

Lucy: *kisses Natsu*

Natsu: *blush*

Evie: Nalu has come true!

Me: Next couple is Erza and Jellal

Erza: *goes up to him and slams him right into her chest* I thought he needed a hug

Jellal: *blushes and quickly runs away*

Me: Typical Erza.... The sixth couple is Lisanna and Bickslow

Lisanna: Huh? I never knew we were a ship

Me: Neither did I, but just do it

Lisanna: Um...let me think.... I'm stuck on ideas...

-wind blows-

Lisanna: *skirt flies up*

Bickslow: *blushes*

Lisanna: *quickly pulls it back down* Pervert!

Me: Haha, last couple is Juvia and Gray

Juvia: Gray-sama is mine!

Me: I think the world already knows that

Juvia: *ignores me and puts on a revealing bikini* Gray-sama, let's go to the beach

Gray: *blushes slightly* Uh...

Juvia: Juvia'll take that as a yes *drags him away*

Me: O...kay then, that's the end of that dare

Saee: I dare Erza to love Jellal and get married

Erza/Jellal: *blush*

Me: Is blushing together a symbol of their love?

Saee: Guess it is

Erza: Jellal....I love you, let's get married

Me: Eh?! Isn't it supposed to be the boy asking the girl?!

Saee: Well, it's Erza

Me: True

Jellal: *blushes* S-sure

-Some time later-

Me: I am not doing the speech this time

Saee: Don't ask me to do it

Evie: Or me

Me/Saee/Evie: *looks at Lucy*

Lucy: W-what's with that creepy stare?...

Me: *drags her up there* Good luck, bye

Lucy: Hey!- I mean *does speech* Do you, Erza Scarlet, take Jellal Fernandez as your lawfully wedded husband?

Erza: I do

Lucy: Do you, Jellal Fernandez, take Erza Scarlet as your lawfully wedded wife?

Jellal: I do

Lucy: You may now kiss the bride

Jellal: *kisses Erza*

Everyone: *cheers* Jerza!

Saee: Do you plan on getting married someday?

Me: Not in a million years

Saee: Why?

Me: Too much adult lovey dovey talk and stuff like that

Erza: Who wants cake?

Natsu: Me! *takes the biggest piece*

Lucy: Uh Natsu? You ate the whole cake

Erza: And it was my favourite.....Natsu! *requips out of wedding dress and into Heart Kreuz armour (sorry about the spelling)*

Natsu: *cracks knuckles* I'm all fired up now!

Lucy: Eh?! You ate the whole cake so you could fight Erza?!

Natsu: *smirks* Fire dragon's r-

Saee: Okay! My next dare is that Erza can't eat cake for a whole week and she must eat other stuff

Erza: *stops* What?

Me: You heard her

Erza: *cries*

Jellal: *awkwardly comforts her*

Me: Anyway, bye reader-chans, see you in chapter 59