Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 5

Me: I'm back!

Lucy: Weren't you always here?

Me: ......

Mira: I forgot to ask, how was the date?

Me: I-it was fine and that reminds me.... Gildarts!

Gildarts: What?

Me: How was your 'date'?

Gildarts: Well, they almost took no notice of me so I decided to beat them up

Me: You beat them up?!

Gildarts: I just knocked them out

Me: *sigh of relief* I have a dare for you from Fairyfreemaid. She dares you to *whispers dare to him*

Gildarts: *secretly locks master in his office and dresses up as the master and crouches down to be short and says in a baby voice* Me is master Makawof, me is fine

Lucy: What's wrong with the master? He seems kinda off

Natsu: That's Gildarts, I know his scent

Gildarts: Me not Gildartsss, me is master

Lucy: Why is he speaking like a baby?

Me: *burst out laughing* Because it was a dare

Lucy: Oh, I knew that

Me: You totally knew that *sarcasm*

Lucy: Whatever

Me: *teleports Mystogan and Jellal to Fairy Tail*

Jellal: What are we doing here?

Me: *whispers dare to them*

Erza: Jellal?

Mystogan: .......

Me: *elbows him*

Mystogan: Oh uh, hi Erza

(A/N): Just in case you don't know what's happening, Jellal and Mystogan switched places, now back to the story..

Erza: *grabs 'Jellal's' hand* Let's go hang out somewhere

Mystogan/Jellal: *secretly glares at me*

Me: *nervous laugh*

Makarov: Mystogan, come to my office

Jellal: *pulls me along*

-In master's office-

Jellal: What is it?

Makarov: Did you complete the job?

Jellal: Ah, job?

Makarov: Yes, the job I sent you on yesterday

Jellal: *elbows me*

Me: Oh, Je-I mean Mystogan promised to take me somewhere, see ya later *grabs Jellal and runs out*

Makarov: .......

Me: *teleports Mystogan and Erza back to the guild* What job did the master send you on?

Erza: The master sent you on a job? But you're not even in our guild

Me: That's because he's not Jellal, that's Mystogan, this is Jellal. *shoves Jellal towards Erza and takes Mystogan*

Erza: T-that was Mystogan?

Me: It must of been pretty awkward for him

Erza: ......*takes out her sword and starts chasing me around*

Me: Help me!

Gray: Aren't you gonna help her?

Lucy: No way, I'll get crushed

Natsu: I'm all fired up!

Gray: Not you flame brain, you'll just destroy the place

Natsu: What did you say, ice popsicle?!

Gray: You heard me, hothead

Natsu/Gray: *starts fighting each other*

Erza: *stops chasing me* Break it up, you two

Gray/Natsu: Yes ma'am!

Me: ...... Where did Jellal and Mystogan go?

Jellal: I'm right here

Mystogan: I need to return to my mission since you teleported me here when I was in the middle of completing it

Me: Oops, sorry. Well bye, Erza, you can go on that date with Jellal now

Erza/Jellal: *blush*

Me: I dare master Bob from Blue Pegasus to switch places with Sting, the master of Sabertooth

Gajeel: I've got to watch this

Sting: What?!

Bob: ......

Me: Now go

Sting/Bob: *switches places while cursing me*

-At Blue Pegasus-

Sting: Hey you, the guy that looks like an ogre, come here

Ichiya: Who?

Sting: You

Hibiki/Eve/Ren: How could you insult Ichiya, our good looking brave leader?

Sting: Nobody cares...

Me: Hahaha

Sting: I'm gonna get you back someday *smirks*

Me: *gulp*

-At the Sabertooth guild-

Bob: Um, who are you? *points at Rogue*

Me: You haven't heard of the twin dragon slayers?

Bob: Who?

Me: *facepalms*

Rogue: I'm Rogue

Bob: Oh okay Rake, come here

Everyone except Bob and Rogue: *trying to hold in their laughter*

Me: Yeah, go over to him, Rake

-Back at Fairy Tail-

Me: I have a dare from Fairypiecepie for Lucy, Natsu, Gray and Gajeel. She dares Lucy to act as the farmer and Gray, Natsu and Gajeel to act like really dumb farm animals

All four of them: What?!

Mira: *says while smiling* Do it or I'll personally rip out your organs and stuff them down your throat

All four of them: *gulp* Y-yes ma'am *changes into their costumes*

Lucy: Howdy! What're y'all doin' 'ere?

Natsu: Mooo!

Gray: Neigh!

Gajeel: Baaaa!

Lucy: Move it, cow

Natsu: *goes the opposite way*

Lucy: Urgh! Noo! Don't go pooping all over me farm!

Gray: *runs around 'pooping'*

Lucy: Let me shear the sheep

Gajeel: *starts shearing himself and making the most weirdest sheep fashion*

Lucy: Nooo! You stupid farm animals!

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Me: Nice act

Lucy: ......

Me: See ya in chapter 6 readers, bye!