Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 19

Me: Hi everyone

Lucy: What took you so long to get here?!

Me: ........

Natsu: Sorry about that, she's been having anger issues ever since Ichiya gave her some special 'parfume'

Me: What 'parfume'?

Natsu: He said something about releasing his anger .......or was it getting angered by something......?

Me: *sigh* Ichiya has anger issues? Where is he?

Natsu: I think he went back to ............what was his guild again?

Lucy: It's Blue Pegasus, you stupid idiot!

Natsu: Geez, no need to shout

Lucy: I'm not shouting!

Me: *teleports to Blue Pegasus* Where's Ichiya?

Hibiki: Have you come here to look for attention because I can't keep my eyes off you

Eve: Are you hurt because you seem like you've come crashing down from heaven.....a fallen angel, how beautiful

Ren: Why don't you come a little closer?

Me: Ugh, playboys....I-

Gray: Don't flirt with my girlfriend

Me: When did you get here?!

Gray: I just came to make sure they didn't try anything

Me: Getting overprotective, are we?

Gray: Uh, n-no

Me: Anyway, where is- *mouth is open* Why is the whole guild here?!

Natsu: We came here to party!

Me: *sweatdrops* Seriously? Where's Ichiya?

Ichiya: Right here *comes falling down and face plants in the ground* Why are you looking for me?

Me: I was wondering if you could give Lucy some 'parfume' to make her go back to normal

Ichiya: Okay *throws something at Lucy* All done

Me: Thanks *walks over to Lucy* Are you okay?

Lucy: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Me: No reason. Why did Ichiya even give that 'parfume' to her?

-Back at the guild-

Me: I dare-

Saee: Sup

Evie: Hi

Me: Took you guys long enough to get here

Evie: Sorry, I was too caught up in reading stories

Me: Fairy Tail stories?

Evie: No, Brothers Conflict (it's an anime, if you didn't know and no, I don't watch it)

Saee/Me: Traitor

Evie: Whatever *talks about how much she likes Tsubaki, Azusa and Natsume* (I know their names because of my sister)

Sting: Evie, how could you? I thought you liked us

Evie: I do but I like a bunch of other people from other animes too

Sting/Rogue: *sulks*

Evie: Did you know-

Me: Shut up! I dare you to stop talking ....or/and singing about animes other than Fairy Tail

Evie: Ugh, fine

Saee: Calm down

Me: No *grabs Sting and Rogue's hand and walks out*

-At a park-

Me: *stares at the sky*

Sting: You didn't have to do that

Me: I didn't only do it for you. You don't know how annoying it is at home. She says 'Tsuba-nii' or 'Louis-nii' (and basically all the other people) in an annoying childish baby voice

Rogue: Oh, that's unlucky

Me: *sigh* You guys want candy?

Sting: Yes please

Rogue: *smiles and nods*

Me: *hands them at least 10 each*

Sting: How did you get this much?

Me: Let's just say....I like candy

-Back at the guild-

Me: *kicks the door open* We're back

Evie: Don't care, I dare Natsu to act like a butler for Lucy. He has to have a moustache as well

Gray: *laughs* I can't imagine Natsu doing that

Natsu: You wanna bet, ice princess?!

Gray: Bring it, flame brain!

Erza: I hope we're not fighting here

Natsu: *dresses up as a butler* What do you need help with, milady?

Lucy: Um....*idea* Do the dishes

Natsu: As you wish *licks the dishes* Anything else?

Lucy: Ewww, that's not how you clean the dishes!

Mira: Don't worry, I'll clean them properly

Lucy: Thanks Mira, now Natsu, *winks at me* Switch magic with Gray

Gray/Natsu: What?!

Me: Already done

Gray: Nooo!

Me: Try it out

Natsu: Ice make lance!

Gray: Fire dragon's roar!

Natsu/Gray: *wrecks the guild*

Makarov: Natsu! Gray!

Lucy/Me: *secretly/quietly walks away*

Gray/Natsu: Oh no you don't *grabs us*

Natsu: It was their fault too

Makarov: You four, fix the guild

Lucy: But that'll take ages

Me: See ya in chapter 20

(A/N): Sorry, this chapter is a bit shorter than the others