Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 7

Me: Hi everyone, I'm back

Lucy: Hello

Me: I have a dare for master from Fairyfreemaid. She dares him to beat Cana in a drinking contest.

Makarov: Sure, it'll be easy

Lucy: I wouldn't be so sure about that, no one can beat her....Well, except for that one time when Bacchus did

Cana/Makarov: *starts drinking*

Makarov: *knocks Cana out*

Me: I thought that you would beat her in a drinking contest

Makarov: But I did beat her in a drinking contest

Me: Very funny *sarcasm* I also have another dare from Fairyfreemaid. She dares Gildarts to go to the Magic Council and say that someone there is really dumb

Gildarts: What?! I could be killed

Me: Nobody cares

Gildarts: *pouts then does puppy eyes*

Me: That doesn't work on me

Gildarts: Fine

-At the Magic Council-

Gildarts: Hi

Lahar: What's someone from that Fairy Tail guild doing here?

Gildarts: You're stupid

Lahar: What...did...you...say?!

Gildarts: Relax, I just called you stupid

Lahar: Guards!

Guards: *takes Gildarts out*

-At Fairy Tail-

Me: So...how did it go?

Gildarts: It went well

Me: I dare Natsu to do Macarena and sing it as well

Gray: *calls everyone over to watch*

Natsu: *gets ready....and starts dancing while singing* Hamburger, cheeseburger, lettuce and tomato, hamburger, cheeseburger, lettuce and tomato, hamburger, cheeseburger, lettuce and tomato, where's the onion? *repeats it*

Everyone: *laughing their head off*

Me: Who wants to do truths?

All the girls: I do! I do!

Me: Boys! Get over here...right now!

Boys: *groans and slowly walks over*

Me: I'll go first...Jura, any secret hobbies?

Jura: Well, I actually do opera singing in the shower (I made this up) *turns red in embarrassment*

Lyon: Let us hear your 'incredible' skills

Jura: *clears throat and starts opera singing* (I'm gonna make up these lyrics) I love to eat my own underwear, I am in love with someone...Her name is Douglas (fairypiecepie I know, it's a boy's name) and she is my stuffed animal that I sleep with....Lyon is like a sister to me, I love crushing his heart *evil laughter*.....

Everyone: .......*burst out laughing*

Me: 'Great singing'.... *cough Jura x Lyon*

Lyon: Hey! I heard that and besides, I love Juvia so much that I wrote a poem about her....*starts poem* Juvia, my sweet darling, like a cherry blossom in bloom *keeps saying lovey dovey stuff*

Me: Too much disgustingness...next

Juvia: *blush*

Me: So who's next?

Orga: I have to admit something.... I am secretly in love with myself

Everyone: *sweatdrops* Seriously?!

Lucy: I'll go next...So Sting, found anyone.....as in a girlfriend?

Sting: Well since I'm so hot, girls always come rushing over to me but I haven't met the girl of my dreams yet

Me: Oh yeah, then why didn't we go rushing over to you?

Sting: Er, uh, because you're just stupid

Gray: *gets mad* So you're calling my girlfriend stupid.....

Sting: G-girlfriend?!

Me: *blush* Calm down *pats his head* Anyway, who's going next?

Erza: I'm just here to warn you all....if any of you steal or even look at my strawberry cake, I will kill you

Me: *gulp* Okay, truth over, Fairypiecepie dares Laxus to act like a nerd

Laxus: ......

Me: *forces him to wear a uniform and puts glasses on him*

Laxus: I'll regret doing this....... Hey everyone, did you know that girls are basically drama queens or that I'm the smartest person here?

Me: *sweatdrops* You really are a dumb nerd

Laxus: Tch, whatever

Me: I dare Lucy to act like an old lady

Lucy: But that might ruin my reputation....

Me: And?

Lucy: Grrr, fine...... *in an old lady's voice* Hey you boys over there, can you pass me my teeth. They're just in that cup over there

Natsu: Ew, um *hides it* They aren't here

Lucy: Then chew this apple for me

Natsu: No

Me: Nice act

Lucy: *sulks in a corner*

Gray: I dare you to kiss me

Me: *blush* What, no

Loke: Then kiss me *leans in*

Me: *lets him kiss Ichiya's cheek*

Loke: *opens his eyes then screams* Ugh, I can't get it off, the feeling!

Everyone: *laughing their heads off*

Me: I know *gets out a gudetama (if you don't know what it is, search up gudetama or lazy eggbut) plushie pillow*

Mira: *grabs it* It's so cute!

Me: See you in chapter 8!