Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 12

Me: Hi everyone

Natsu: That's getting annoying

Me: What is?

Natsu: You always greeting us

Wendy: I think it's polite

Me: Thank you Wendy and Natsu, I'm greeting the readers as well

Natsu: Oh, I knew that

Me: Sure you did *rolls eyes*

Natsu: Fire dragon's-

Makarov: *knocks him out*

Me: I dare-

Lucy: *sigh* Another dare.....

Me: As I was saying, I dare-

Gajeel: Can we dare you for a day?

Me: No, I da-

Natsu: *wakes up* Please please please!

Me: After my dare first

Natsu: Okay *waits obediently*

Me: That's a surprise.... Natsu is actually obedient and not destroying things. I dare the girls - except for Asuka and Wendy - to act like boys

Girls expect for those two: Why aren't they doing it?!

Me: Because they're still young and cute so they're an exception

Girls: Oh okay

Me: Now go dress up and start acting!

Girls: Hai! *dresses in boy's clothes (some of them are wearing what their crushes wear)*

Boys/Asuka/Wendy/Me: *waits for them to start*

Lucy: *walks around like a boss and eats messily*

Me: .......

Mira: *goes around destroying things*

Erza: *picks her nose*

Me: Ewww, did you have to do that, Erza?

Erza: *in a boyish voice* That is my impression of some boys but not all

Me: *cough Jellal cough*

Erza: What was that?!

Me: N-nothing

Bisca: *walks around casually while talking like a cowboy* Howdy!

Me: Why are you talking like that?

Bisca: Because I'ma cowgirl, I mean cowboy

Me: .......

Levy: *in a butler like voice* I have videoed yesterday's dare for Laxus *shows it to everyone*

Laxus: *speaks baby language and poops* Oops, looks like I did a poopsie

Everyone except Laxus: *laughs*

Laxus: *destroys the video*

Me: Noooo!

Laxus: *smiles triumphantly*

Me: At least we can still remember it

Laxus: Doranbolt, erase their memories

Doranbolt: Are you sure?

Laxus: Yes

Me: No

Laxus/Me: *glares at each other*

Doranbolt: Well, I'll just be going now

Laxus: No!

Me: Go ahead, you don't need to erase anyone's memory